The whole world has indeed gone mad...

Alright, some interesting doings today; after work (which began at 5:45 am) Robyn and I made our way downtown to check out the coffee and tea expo at Canada Place (which will at some point involve a whole other blog filled with weeping and gnashing of teeth, and probably a lot of cursing a la Rachel Plett). After a failed atempt to breach the security of the national barista competitions, we headed further east to pick up some donair and hang out. All things were going well as I said goodbye to my "wifd" and saddled up "the scoot", except for the 60 freaking minutes that it took me to get across the Lion's Gate bridge!!! A simple task which isn't really as complicated as 2,000 zombified West-Vancouver suburbanites make it seem. And what was the cause of this horrendous traffic debaucle? Midway through the Stanley Park cuaseway, was a heavily congested space on Georgia street. As I peered through the herds of idling metal giants and the heavy exhuast fumes, I expect to see a three car pileup. But instead, to my surprise and puzzlingly-crippling rage, there is a 17 year old girl, dancing and gyrating on one of the pedestrian overpasses, and beyond, no traffic! I live in a nation of pervs!!!!!!! Seriously, what is the problem with people, gawking at some half-dressed wierdo preteen who obviously couldn't get a big enough audience down on Commercial Drive...

On a less pervy note, I am attempting to post some videos of myslef and my good friend Jeff Ojeda (check out his band at myspace.com/melodyunwinding) pouring some most excellent latte art. Since it is a miracle of God that I figured out how to post a picture last week, count yourselves lucky if this works.

-Peace be with you,
St. Bishop of Lonsdale